โHaโฆโฆโฆโฆโฆโฆchoo~โ
Xu Chuyao let out a soft little hiccup from the alcohol.
Usually, she always presented herself as the model student in class, but after doing so many famous and bold things recently, she just couldn’t hide it anymore. With the help of the alcohol, she let loose a passionate speech in front of her classmatesโit felt absolutely amazing.
โMy headโs a bit dizzy, thank you, Xiaolu, for bringing me back before the show was over.โ
Her head was spinning, and her vision a bit blurry, so she didnโt pay close attention. After all, who else but her roommate would bring her all the way back to the dorm?
If it were anyone else, the classmates wouldnโt have let her go.
Chuyao trusted the friendship theyโd built over the past three years as classmates.
โXiaolu, why arenโt you talking? Oh~ I get it, youโre scared Iโll tell you a story and you wonโt be able to sleep tonight, right?โ
The quiet dorm hallway echoed with the sound of two girlsโ footsteps, and the Thunder Girlโs slurred, drunken babbling. The alcohol had numbed her tongue, making her words sound soft and childish.
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So cute.
โWhat a great chance!โ Sexually Repressed Shadow couldnโt hold back, โTake this opportunity and kiss her a few times!โ
Why? I kissed her last time, but there was no reward for doing it again.
โNo reward, so you wonโt kiss?โ Sexually Repressed Shadow interrogated, โDo you get a prize for eating every meal? Why do you eat every day when thereโs no reward?โ
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All along, Shen Ning had believed she only did those shameful things for a reward, to prove she wasnโt a pervert, that she was different from her sexually repressed self.
But honestly, Xu Chuyaoโs flushed little face was just too cute. Even with her tongue numbed by alcohol, she still tried so hard to chatter away with her cherry-like lips. It was absolutely irresistible.
โBut you canโt run away now. Today, Iโm definitely telling you a sto~ry~!โ
While the girl was still struggling with whether to kiss her or not, Xu Chuyao spoke again:
โHey~, let me tell you a funny story about Shen Ning. Donโt be fooled by her, she looks pretty cute and has some real skills, so youโd think sheโd be really popular. But if it werenโt for me, sheโd definitely be single and lonely her whole life.โ
Shen Ning stopped moving closer, and also stopped in her tracks.
Broken Shadow anxiously tried to pull Thunder Girlโs arm: โChuyao, donโt say any more, Chuyao.โ
But it was just a shadow. Other than Shen Ning, no one else could see their existence.
โWhy is that? Because Shen Ning is just that kind of personโshe thinks sheโs so pure, acts like sheโs not interested in anything naughty, but really, she just canโt drop her pride. In the end, sheโll end up all alone, having to do everything herself to get by. But guess what? She doesnโt even know how to take care of herself, hahahahaโฆโฆโฆโฆโฆ!โ
ใVillain Points +500ใ
โSo strange, am I seeing things? Why does it feel like Shen Ning is angry, really, really angry.โ
Xu Chuyao lifted her dizzy little head, blinking hard: โXiaolu, why did you stop? Weโre not there yetโฆโฆโฆโฆโฆโฆHuh, Xiaolu, when did you dye your hair? Itโs white, just like Shen Ningโs.โ
The girl stood there quietly, her expression as calm as still water.
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โXiaolu, whatโs going on? Your hair color is like Shen Ningโs, your height is like Shen Ningโs, your eyesโฆ
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Your expression is like Shen Ningโs, and you even look like Shenโฆโฆโฆโฆโฆ
Crap! Youโre Shen Ning!
This isnโt Mi Xiaolu at all!
Xu Chuyaoโs clever little brain instantly sobered up, and she tried to bolt, but her legs were soft and powerless, causing her to fall straight into Shen Ningโs arms.
The girl didnโt hesitate, scooping up Thunder Girl and heading straight for her own dorm.
She walked with fierce determination, as if crossing worlds in a single stride.
โXiaolu, where are you? Xiaolu, help me! This isnโt the way back to our dorm!โ
โShe canโt save you.โ Shen Ning kicked open the door and said coldly, โBecause this is my dorm!โ
The very one youโve visited before, the one where you stole chopsticks and instant noodle seasoning packetsโ
Her own private dorm.
With a plop, Xu Chuyao was tossed onto the bed.
Just as Chuyao tried to get up, she was pushed back down again. So-called freedom only existed on this little patch of bed.
The drunken haze had faded a lot, but her limbs were still soft and weak, so she had to use her clever and (supposedly) clear head to think about why sheโd ended up like this.
โSo, um, Shen Ning, itโs all a misunderstanding,โ Xu Chuyao tried to explain, โI thought it was my roommate Mi Xiaolu helping me. I was just joking with her.โ
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Shen Ning gritted her teeth in anger: โIs this what you usually say about me to others?โ
ใVillain Points +200ใ
Xu Chuyaoโs little head went blank for a moment. She wondered why not only had Shen Ning not calmed down, but seemed even angrier. She blinked her eyes:
โI wasnโt wrong, though.
Thatโs exactly how itโs written in the books, I didnโt lie to you.
It was clear that Chuyao thought her brain was already sober, but in reality, she wasnโt fully awakeโor maybe not awake at all.
At this moment, Sexually Repressed Shadow suddenly said, โShe really isnโt wrong.โ
The one who usually respected Chuyao the least, chose the moment to respect her the most.
You really just canโt bring yourself to get naughty. You always pretend to be so pure, only acting when you have a โmissionโ, as if youโre some kind of mission expert. Now that someoneโs exposed you, youโre all flustered.
ใVillain Points +600ใ
โFine, fine, maybe I am,โ Shen Ning said, tossing out the words and squatting down with a cold face.
Xu Chuyao had no idea what her girlfriend was fiddling with over there, but since her legs were too weak to move, she just let herself be handled. In her dazed state, her mind began to wander: Are the Great Attractor of the Laniakea Supercluster actually just two giant white rabbits? Can Number Forty-Two Concrete be used as a topping for Yibin Burned Noodles? Did the missing beef from Lanzhou Lamian vanish due to quantum effects in Hawking radiationโฆโฆโฆโฆโฆโฆโฆ
Until she felt something icy cold, breaking through the atmosphere at the speed of who-knows-how-many universes, straight to the heart of the ocean.
โMeow?!โ
It was the first time Shen Ning discovered that when a cute girl was extremely stimulated, sheโd actually make cat noises.
The celebration banquet wasnโt over yet. On and off the stage, the music and dancing continued.
โLetโs stop eating for today.โ
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Mi Xiaolu realized that even Pudding Jelly could get cloying if you had too much. Reluctantly, she put down her dessert, then noticed the half-finished bottle of fruit wine Xu Chuyao had left behind and picked it up, thinking it might help with the sweetness.
โGulpโฆโฆโฆโฆโฆโฆpfft! Hiss~โ
How is the alcohol content this high? Is this really a fruit drink?
โDoesnโt feel right, does it?โ a cheerful boy nearby said. โI heard they mixed things up when moving suppliesโthis stuff was meant for the teachers and school leaders.โ
Another person added, โNo wonder we didnโt notice before. Xu Chuyao drank several bottles by herself.โ
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โShe can really hold her liquor.โ
She sure can, Mi Xiaolu thought, but it might cause some problems.
โExcuse me, excuse me, coming through.โ
Li Xueli walked over holding a wine glass, filled only with juice, looking around carefully.
Mi Xiaolu thought for a moment, then handed over the half-finished bottle of wine: โTeacher, are you looking for this? Sorry, itโs almost gone.โ
It was all Xu Chuyaoโs doing, nothing to do with Xiaolu or the other classmates.
โNo, Iโm actually looking for Xu Chuyao. Do you know where she went?โ